Kwanzaa Cake T-shirts
Ah, the infamous Kwanzaa cake abomination:
a store-bought angel food cake covered with canned frosting, apple pie filling stuffed in its poor cake hole, pumpkin seeds and corn nuts on top.
Yes, corn nuts. On a cake.
Oh, and don't forget to jam a bunch of ridiculously oversized taper candles into it for good measure.
We've broken the whole thing down for you in handy diagram form.