Ah, the infamous Kwanzaa cake abomination: a store-bought angel food cake covered with canned frosting, apple pie filling stuffed in its poor cake hole, pumpkin seeds and corn nuts on top. Yes, corn nuts. On a cake. Oh, and don't forget to jam a bunch of ridiculously oversized taper candles into it for good measure.
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